Thursday, July 14
Another wonderful site for your bookmarks is
No Help. Here you can submit all your most serious problems and receive advice (usually bad) from a variety of inexperts. One such problem runs as follows:
I am living in a hotel here (Barbados) on a five-month contract with four months to run, and paradise is turning sour as my boyfriend back in England thinks he loves someone else. how can I sort this one out using only a phone?
Which received this reply:
if you get yourself a very strong catapult and work out some complex and accurate mathematics you can catapult your phone at the back of the bstard's head. it may kill or severely mentally impair him but if you dance you must pay the piper.
Quality Item, or what?
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