Thursday, January 1
This was too good to let go without blogging.
"I hath a theory and i made up this theory when critisised of my drawing of god. On a school trip ,to a church we had to draw summat i forget what but mine involved god. my god happened to have 5 arms 3 legs and only one eye. Well i got shouted at for drawing this because it was blasphemous or summat.
Well i put forward the theory that if god created man in his own image then surely adam and eve would be like him. Well there was only 2 people to breed, all well and good for 1st and 2nd generation, but what about the third. thats where inbreeding occurs. So therefore eveolution does not happen, we are actually slowly mutating through inbreeding. So therefore god is a freak. I made the vicar cry"
Courtesy of
Cockfoster, on B3ta. Spelling mistakes are the author's own.
Seeing as I'm here I might as well include things I've been meaning to blog but kept forgetting.
Someone called Robin wrote to me about my
list of "over-rated pap" on Amazon.
"wouldn't normally bother doing this, but spot-on.
included 4 of my least favourite "classics".
Madame Bovary is diabolical"
A B3tan discovered
Apocalypse Cartoons who do wonderful animations, including
Father Tucker, the Child Fucker. Unfortunately sound is essential but even if it means you have to buy a sound card and some speakers, it's definately worth it.
Finally, the Guardian posted the
infamous King William's College general knowledge quiz, with the average score of 2. Personally I think I know the answer to, or can guess at, 18 of them. Answers coming soon apparantly.
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